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MANATEE FAIR: Budget cuts reach UNLV’s Mutant Manatee Program alt text

April 22, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

After years of battling decreased funding and the fact that UNLV is in a desert  Read More →

MANATEE FAIR: Evil college student’s master plan put off until last minute alt text

April 16, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

“No, dude, I can’t party tonight,” said UNLV junior Theodore Weslin  Read More →

MANATEE: Infomercial reveals stunning weight-loss breakthrough! alt text

April 9, 2010 by · 1 Comment 

Are you tired of being overweight, out of shape  Read More →

MANATEE: ‘80s Obama promotes business in front, [political] party in back alt text

March 25, 2010 by · 1 Comment 

In a special address to congress Wednesday, a totally rad President Obama urged fellow politicians to prioritize constructive political business while pushing their political party affiliations to the... 

MANATEE FAIR: Pacquiao agrees to fight grizzly bear alt text

March 18, 2010 by · 20 Comments 

Only days after Manny Pacquiao’s successful defense  Read More →

MANATEE FAIR: UNLV programs to compete in higher ed ‘Survivor’ alt text

March 11, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

Just because the mandatory budget cuts to higher education will result in the loss of jobs and opportunities for thousands and set back Nevada decades in virtually all categories doesn’t mean we can’t... 

MANATEE FAIR: Bracketology trumps biology yet again alt text

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For the 37th consecutive year,  Read More →

MANATEE FAIR: Report finds politicians can’t recall early 20s alt text

February 25, 2010 by · Leave a Comment 

In a shocking medical discovery announced Tuesday,  Read More →

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Army cancels ‘don’t ask,’ requires gay parade instead alt text

February 18, 2010 by · 1 Comment 

Finally succumbing to years of social and political pressure,  Read More →

MANATEE FAIR: Toyota launches luxury ‘actually functional’ cars alt text

February 11, 2010 by · 1 Comment 

Toyota boosted its stock today on Wall Street with the announcement of a new luxury line of vehicles that features cars with actual functioning parts and accessories. “We at Toyota understand there is... 

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