MANATEE FAIR: UNLV programs to compete in higher ed ‘Survivor’
March 11, 2010 by B.S. Shenanagins · Leave a Comment
Just because the mandatory budget cuts to higher education will result in the loss of jobs and opportunities for thousands and set back Nevada decades in virtually all categories doesn’t mean we can’t...
MANATEE FAIR: Bracketology trumps biology yet again
March 4, 2010 by B.S. Shenanagins · Leave a Comment
For the 37th consecutive year, Read More →
MANATEE FAIR: Report finds politicians can’t recall early 20s
February 25, 2010 by B.S. Shenanagins · Leave a Comment
In a shocking medical discovery announced Tuesday, Read More →
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Army cancels ‘don’t ask,’ requires gay parade instead
February 18, 2010 by B.S. Shenanagins · 1 Comment
Finally succumbing to years of social and political pressure, Read More →
MANATEE FAIR: Toyota launches luxury ‘actually functional’ cars
February 11, 2010 by B.S. Shenanagins · 1 Comment
Toyota boosted its stock today on Wall Street with the announcement of a new luxury line of vehicles that features cars with actual functioning parts and accessories. “We at Toyota understand there is...
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Massive 4-hour commercial to include competitive sporting event
February 4, 2010 by B.S. Shenanagins · Leave a Comment
National TV network CBS announced yesterday plans to include a competitive sporting event of sorts as part of its highly anticipated four-hour commercial which premieres this Sunday at 3:25 Pacific Time. “We...
MANATEE FAIR: GOP slams Obama’s overuse of Auto-Tune
January 28, 2010 by B.S. Shenanagins · Leave a Comment
In Wednesday’s State of the Union speech, Obama reflected on his first year in office Read More →
MANATEE FAIR: Obama lands internship in Smatresk’s office
January 21, 2010 by B.S. Shenanagins · Leave a Comment
“Yeah! Alright!” shouted an exuberant President Barack Obama on Tuesday. Read More →
MANATEE FAIR: God sues Christian music industry for copyright infringement
January 14, 2010 by B.S. Shenanagins · 10 Comments
Citing 634,778,923 instances of copyright infringement, the Almighty Lord God laid forth millions of subpoenas Read More →
MANATEE FAIR: Obama sends China request using FarmVille
November 20, 2009 by B.S. Shenanagins · 3 Comments
As a final gesture of American diplomacy Read More →





