CSUN INVADED! 
April 1, 2009 by Sharuman the White · 1 Comment
¡Una situacíon horrible! “Hombres buenos,” dice Presidente Adam Cronis. Read More →
God replaced by student senator 
April 1, 2009 by Haley Bailey · Leave a Comment
New faith spawns strange new worship habits Read More →
Rogers arrested for prank 
April 1, 2009 by Shamus Collinsworth · Leave a Comment
Chancellor leaves poop on governor’s doorstep Read More →
Budget crisis solved: SU bar to open 
April 1, 2009 by Gin Wingria · 3 Comments
UNLV’s solved its budget hang-ups by taking shots off the campus student body. Read More →
Greenspun Hall to be renamed after Suge Knight 
April 1, 2009 by Amy Applecrasher and Ameatsa Carnivore · Leave a Comment
School of journalism and media studies to converge with school of hard knocks, new building to include Death Row Annex Read More →
Strip closes down. Up North, Reno rejoices 
April 1, 2009 by Robot Pontiff · 1 Comment
Experts believe that unemployment may increase as result Read More →
Gibbons virus way worse than that West Nile crap 
April 1, 2009 by Joseph the Intern · 1 Comment
Governor explains reasons behind budget cuts Read More →
New robots to clean up this crappy campus 
April 1, 2009 by Huey Lewis -and the News Editor · 1 Comment
Parking hazards, monster attacks expected to drop Read More →
Manatee perspective: Raising tuition: The final frontier 
April 1, 2009 by Editorial staff · Leave a Comment
I’m graduating in a few weeks anyway, so who cares? Read More →
Letters 
April 1, 2009 by Letters · Leave a Comment
Editors Note: This article originally appeared in our April Fool’s Day special section, Manatee Fair, and is not to be taken seriously. Read More →
